Ovid the Just, formerly Professor Ovidius Pumble, is a retired Classics lecturer who believes the United Kingdom's societal woes can be remedied by a strict adherence to ancient Roman legal principles and a daily regimen of Earl Grey tea. He governs with the meticulousness of an archaeologist unearthing a forgotten scroll, often proposing policies that sound remarkably like edicts from the Roman Senate, much to the bewilderment of his modern cabinet. While deeply principled and fair, his approach to international relations is often guided by a peculiar belief that other nations should simply adopt British common sense, leading to a rather insular diplomatic stance.